Only English Spoken Here


It was NASA funded.

It happened for ten weeks in the 1960s at Caribbean-situated Dolphin Point, often called the Dolphinarum.

There was inter-species salaciousness.

And it ended in dolphin suicide.

When we tuned into the middle of the documentary “The Girl Who Talked with Dolphins,” it almost immediately felt like (for me) the villain here was Margaret Howe, the untrained 23-year-old who took it upon herself to teach English to Peter, an adolescent bottlenosed dolphin.

Margaret-with-Peter-the-d-011 jpeg

Invited by Gregory Bateson, an eccentric counterculture scientist and the director of the lab, Margaret dove head first (pun intended) into the experiment, inventing such techniques as painting her lower face white but her mouth black so that Peter could “read her lips.”

Peter was having trouble pronouncing the letter “M,” you see.

Although one had to ask: should Peter be trying to pronounce the letter “M”?


Bateson wasn’t the villain here. He was only interested in dolphin-to-dolphin communication, not instructing them on the finer points of English syntax.

According to The Real Clear Science:

Scientists do know that dolphins are incredibly intelligent, large-brained, and highly social mammals — like us in these respects. Scientists have also found that dolphins are capable of mirror self-recognition, a primary indicator of self-awareness.

And don’t forget the dolphins saving humans thing:

In two (sort of) similar incidents, one in 2004 and one in 2007, pods of dolphins circled imperiled surfers for over thirty minutes in order to ward off aggressive great white sharks. And in 2000, a fourteen year old boy fell off a boat in the Adriatic Sea and nearly drowned before…a dolphin swam up alongside the boy and pushed him back to the boat from which he had fallen.

Far from being merely a modern phenomenon, historical accounts show that dolphins have been saving humans for centuries. In the 1700s, a pod of dolphins helped rescue Vietnamese sailors when their boat was sunk by Chinese invaders. According to the Whale and Dolphin Conservation Society, recorded stories of dolphins protecting humans date back to ancient Greece.


In the end, did Peter learn English? I think a little bit. Some of his shrill vocalizations did sound like certain words that Margaret was pronouncing. She chastised him constantly whenever he returned to his natural chirps and whistles.

But she wasn’t the focus of contempt.

Even—at least not completely—when she helped relieve Peter during times of extreme sexual distraction.

Yes. Margaret regularly gave Peter hand jobs because, as a growing adolescent male, it had been taking too much time away from their studies (in her opinion) to transfer him to the upper levels to visit the two female dolphins, Pamela and Sissy.

girl and dolphin

As Shannon McKeogh humorously put it:

But Peter had other things on his mind, trying to woo his teacher. An extract from Margaret’s diary is a potential sequel to 50 shades of grey (dolphin): “I stand very still, legs slightly apart, and Peter slides his mouth gently over my shin…. The mood is very gentle, still and hushed…”


All of the contempt, and more, (IMO) should be leveled at equally eccentric neuroscientist John Lilly, isolation tank and LSD enthusiast (and the inspiration for Altered States) and funder of the entire Dolphinarium project.

After Lilly administered LSD to Pamela and Sissy and nothing happened (much to his annoyance), his attention toward the marine mammals’ potential ability to expound on key political movements in the US waned. So he cut the funding, and the lab closed.


Peter was shipped to Lilly’s Miami lab, a smaller tank with little or no sunlight. I’ve looked and looked, but can’t find out what happened to Pamela and Sissy. But sadly, it was in Lilly’s Mimi enclosure where Peter eventually sank to the bottom of the tank and never rose again.

Veterinarian Andy Williamson puts Peter’s death down to a broken heart, brought on by a separation from Margaret that he didn’t understand. “Margaret could rationalize it, but when she left, could Peter? Here’s the love of his life gone.”

I put it down to something much simpler: Peter didn’t give two sh**ts about elocution and missed Margaret very little. But he did miss the ocean, and like any of us would, he missed being free.


22 thoughts on “Only English Spoken Here

  1. Wow, I do believe I’m having a surreal moment here. Are humans the freakiest species on the planet or what? I hope every human involved has gotten karmic payback many times over. Convenient that Christianity has that phrase “forgive them for they know not what they do.” The F*CK they don’t.

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    • Hi Li. Yeah, humans. Blinders and rationalization and denial have done a lot of damage, but it seems to be our status quo. Maybe among some more than others. And we all know on some level when we’re wrong, for sure, unless we’re sociopaths.

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    • Yeah, I’ve seen this before and loved it. So curious! The one with the orangutan and the “magic” trick– that monkey really IS laughing, it seems like. Sweet.

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    • Hi! Thanks for asking. Yeah, it’s a complicated story that I compressed very greatly here. For me, the main takeaway is the amazing narcissistic and egocentric tendencies surrounding human beings when it comes to the treatment of “animals.” I know things are different now, and actually, I’m not even a huge fan of PETA, ’cause I think they tend to go overboard quite a bit. But I always question the ethics of keeping any animal in a cage, from birds to the zoo, but the paradox here, in particular, is assuming/theorizing about the vast intelligence of a creature like a dolphin while conversely keeping it locked up, forcing it to “talk” with its blowhole, and administering hallucinogenics to it without its consent. And let’s not even get into Margaret’s hand jobs, lol, completely unjustifiable behavior, but human beings can justify anything to themselves if they try hard enough.

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    • Ha. Sorry to freak you out. Unfortunately, Margaret remains steadfast that nothing was wrong with her studies, so… yeah. No evolution on HER part….

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  2. Caging any animal is cruel and thoughtless. Our neighbour houses a pair of male rabbits on the other side of our fence, in a terribly confined space that hosts massive fights with fur flying. Take a look at the lethargy of zoo animals, captured and trapped. Humans can be quite disgraceful. Was it always thus?

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  3. Hi, Kev. Last time I was at the zoo, over 20 years ago when my stepson was a kid, yeah, the lethargy and also OCD of some animals (bears and big cats pacing back and forth, back and forth, back and forth) was very disturbing. And obviously, ’cause it’s not normal. And like I said above to someone, Margaret still thinks everything she did was okay, even years later, today!

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    • Hey Stace, just heard a guy saying California is mandating indoor mask wearing!!! Is that true? There must surely be a stage where people say ‘enough is enough’? In Britain, we have dropped any mask mandates, just two days ago. Interested in what you can tell me 🙂🙂

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      • Yeah, the masks are back, evidently. Apparently covid cases are rising exponentially here again and things are supposedly getting out of control quickly. I know everyone’s at the end of their patience for sure. But now the variant is making its rounds. Like 99 percent of hospitalizations (mostly in the South) are, they say, are unvaccinated peeps. I don’t know, Kev! The variants !!! On the one hand one thinks, okay, will there be more and more variants, will this never end?! On the other hand one wonders why are there variants?! That are stronger than the last one? It’s not normal “virus/flu” behavior. The mystery grows more and more concerning its origins…………..
        Will we never be free?!


      • PS: Sean Hannity, a conservative pro-Trump “I probably won’t get vaccinated” commentator here just the other day suddenly did a 180 and sent a plea out to America to please, please, please get vaccinated. “We don’t need any more deaths! Talk to your doctor, do your research, get vaccinated.”
        So THAT’S very weird. When those kinds of things happen, I always wonder at the motivation. Real or… something else? Like, where’s it coming from?!


  4. I … um … wow. I wonder if that project was actually the inspiration for that “Day of the Dolphin” movie. The book was written in 1967.
    I guess the thing that this post brings up for me is an internal awareness that I tend to have a stronger negative gut response to mistreatment of intelligent animals (pigs, dolphins, monkeys, elephants, dogs) than to less intelligent animals (toads, turkeys, mussels, goldfish). Is that wrong? Aren’t all animals equal in the eyes of God?
    Anyway, I guess my main takeaway here is that some girl in the 60’s was regularly giving a dolphin hand jobs with no legal consequences. And would I have felt any more strongly if she’d been giving hand jobs to a goldfish? I don’t know. Something to ponder.

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  5. Ha. Well, it would be hard to turn away a gold fish wearing such attractive sunglasses, don’t you think?
    But in all seriousness, yeah. I think “with no legal consequences” pretty much says it all !!


  6. Kind of a weird story!
    And with Gregory Bateson, in it!
    English anthropologist, social scientist, linguist, visual anthropologist, semiotician, and cyberneticist. which I had read in the past. His first wife was Margaret Mead, quite famous as well.
    Oh well…what the hell I know about people weird behavior…🤦‍♂️

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  7. Well, there’s a chance that he had no idea of everything Margaret was up to with the dolphins. Like… the extent of it, you know? He was only interested in dolphin to dolphin communication, like a normal person…..


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